I'm in love with a Bear

Yes you got that right. Scuba Divah is in love with a Bear. No, not the kind of bear we queens are familiar with. His name is BEAR GRYLLS.










I was browsing the tube last night I stumbled upon "Man Vs. Wild" on Discovery Channel. He was on a balloon and was talking about surviving in the wild. Before he sat on the edge of the basket he talked about breaking his back in 3 places from a parachuting accident (One true blue Brokeback experience, the closest I have to this is when I broke my back twice in bed, don't ask! It will have a space in here sometime I the future).




Anyway, after that revelation he fell on his back and was hanging on a parachute yet again lading somewhere in Kenya where he was to encounter the African wilderness with nothing but a knife and water container.




On this survival escapade, he drank water from squeezed elephant dung, made fire out of the same excrement and ate some lion's leftover zebra. All I needed is one episode of his show to desire his fingerlings. Who could resist a man's man? I googled him today and read about other thing he did in some of his episodes. Some of them are gross but I admire how he pushes his limit in order to survive.

This is his version of sushi.













His menu consist of sheep's eye on a socket, urine in a bottle and sea urchin for appetizer. However exotic his menu is I will still pay to have dinner with him.

Don't you find him hot yet?









How about a state of undress?









Yum!




I dont think you have seen enough of him yet so here, bask in the glory of his hotness. Trust me, this will make you drool.













Whoever was his cameraman above is one damn lucky fag (if he ever was).

Anyway, not only is he an exciting specimen of a man he also has a heart of diamond. Not only is he fist man to paraglyde above mount everest, he used that stint for charity raising $1 Mil. He's also a karate black belter and was part of the British Air Service for 3 years. That's a couple of costume fantasies for you ladies!

I have a lot of other things to say about him but I will let you just find out for yourselves. Check out his website www.beargrylls.com. Did I say he has written some books too? Any of those will be part of my Christmas wish list.



Mr. Grylls: if you are reading this - I want your babies! Of course copies of your books will do too.





I wish he was a diver. He'd be the perfect dive buddy. I need to learn some survival skills underwater and I'm sure I will remember everything he will say. Especially if he would let me help him get in his wet suit.





I leave you with this fun clip of him with Conan. You ought to excuse me. I think Mr. Grylls is calling me on my mobile. Oh! Did I also say he's British. THAT'S HOT!